November 1, 2009

Overheard, Coming Out of my Mouth

“Aw, Jürgen, is Mommy being quarrelsome,” asks Boyfriend playfully as he scratches The Poopsmith behind his ears. He’s coming home from a Boy Morning/Afternoon Football Whatthefuckever and clearly ready to be hit in the balls (with a piece of cotton, perhaps a down feather).

“I’m so not quarrelsome,” I say, giggling.

Boyfriend keeps going, Jürgen excited by the ear scratches and the playful banter.

And Boyfriend keeps going.

And going.

“FOR THE LOVE OF A WHORE, I AM NOT FUCKING QUARRELSOME!!”

The irony is not lost on me.

I will, however, quarrel with you about it.

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6 Responses to “Overheard, Coming Out of my Mouth”

1. On November 1st, 2009 at 9:22 pm Brandon W Says:
   
   

   Reminds me of a time as a child; my brother picked a fight with me. I reacted, started beating the hell out of him, and as I have him in a headlock and I’m slamming his head into a wall, I yell, “Don’t you get violent with ME!!!” I stopped, and walked away laughing at myself.

2. On November 2nd, 2009 at 8:14 am Kate Says:
   
   

   Hee.
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3. On November 3rd, 2009 at 2:21 pm Jack
   Twitter: thejackb
   Says:
   
   

   Every time I hear the word quarrel it reminds me of Robin Hood. Don’t ask, stupid story, but such is life.
   Jack´s last blog .."I Don’t Want To Kiss My Husband Ever Again"

4. On November 3rd, 2009 at 9:23 pm sizzle Says:
   
   

   See? TOTAL BROAD.

   ;-)

5. On November 5th, 2009 at 8:20 pm Stillie
   Twitter: iamstillbroken
   Says:
   
   

   *snorts* I think this is hilarious. Reminds me of a comic strip my mother cut out for me after I became a teacher:
   http://www.creators.com/comics/5/8368_image.gif
   Stillie´s last blog ..Like Tonight

6. On November 7th, 2009 at 7:24 pm Swistle Says:
   
   

   The other day I was lecturing my 10-year-old about arguing with me about EVERYTHING, and he started to say something and then stopped, and then started again and said, “What if I want to say that I’m not argumentative, but I want to do it without arguing?”
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